The Wreckfast club Podcast

WreckQuest episode 1: Cursed Swords and Ancient Buildings

Welcome, weary traveller. Take a seat by our fire, help yourself to some of our ale and allow us to regale you with fantastical tales from magical worlds. Worlds where mythical swords curse the owner with the power to perform penectomies to some sweet Van Halen tunes, or where young ladies are inadvertently forced into money laundering for demonic cults. Our two story tellers have only one goal; to make the other one laugh. Will they succeed? Find out, in episode one of WreckQuest: Cursed Swords and Ancient Buildings.

#142: Universal Soldier

In a not too distant future, PTSD ridden former soldiers are resurrected and turned into zombie cyborgs to carry out missions no ordinary soldier could do, like... killing one journalist. What could possibly go wrong? Get ready to hear about mad Dolph's ear necklace, where Dave would inject his serum into JCVD and a whole lot of naked buff dudes. How many Jean Claude Van Dam puns can we fit in one episode? How many sequels do JCVD and Dolph actually return for? And an exclusive addition to Dave's 'locked in a car park in Batley' tale. This episode has it all, as today, the Wreckfast Club presents: Universal Soldier

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#141: Moon

In today's episode, a man spends three years on the moon harvesting helium and doesn't do a funny little, high-pitched balloon voice even once in the whole film! After a crash leaves him stranded, things take a turn for the weird. Get ready for space odyssey aesthetics, claustrophobic settings, seemingly bad robots who turn out to be good robots voiced by a bad person and Daves wild claims about Sam Rockwell, as this week, the Wreckfast Club presents: Moon

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Two Lies 2 | Bonus Episode

A slight twist on our new, Two Lies format today as Mossy reads Dave three plots from a film that all start the same way. Two of them are made up, one of them is real. Can you spot the fakes before Dave does? Do you know what the postman delivers? Find out in our Two Lies episode

#140: Gone in 60 seconds

Get ready to join the boost boys club as today, we aren't stealing cars. We're boosting them. It's a Nic Cage, Fast and Furious heist film starring a whole array of your favourite characters; the Sphinx, Sleuce, Otto the German, Pizza boy, Muscle boy and of course, Big Rick the big rig driver. There's sex in cars, there's sex on cars, there's sex with cars. There's so many goddamn cars! As today, the Wreckfast Club presents: Gone in 60 Seconds

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Two Lies | Bonus Episode

In today's new bonus feature, Mossy is presented with the synopsis of three films. Two of them are real films that actually exist, one of them is a film that Dave made up. So it's actually one lie, but the true lies pun wouldn't have worked. Can you guess the fake film? As today the Wreckfast Club presents: Two Lies!

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#139 - Goodnight Mommy

Spooky tales abound in today's episode! An American remake of a beautiful and creepy little Austrian film that features twins (already super creepy!) who are reunited with their mother who has had cosmetic surgery on her face, resulting in her face being covered with bandages. The boys begin to suspect that this woman may not be all she seems and begin to plot to find their real mother... Will Mossy correctly guess the twist? Will Dave correctly use the films pronunciation of the name Elias? What's with the odd dancing scene? The answers to all these questions and more (possibly) lie within. Prepare for spooks, as this week, the Wreckfast Club presents: Goodnight Mommy!

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#138 - True Lies

It's time for a film in which Arnold Schwarzenegger plays a spy. Yep, you heard right, the biggest, most instantly recognisable man and accent in the world, plays a secret, under-cover agent. And it's as amazing as you'd expect. Learn that we don't know what a wet-suit is, learn that Arnie doesn't know what a plan B is, and hear all about the rigorous testing process to determine if you're a spy or a spy bitch. There's sexy dancing, there's sleazy car sales men, there's a horse chasing a motor-bike, nuclear missiles, harrier jets... it's honestly bonkers, but so much fun, as this week, the Wreckfast Club presents: True Lies 

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#137 - Ex Machina

AI is going to take over the world! That's the premise of today's episode. Well here at the Wreckfast Club we're starting the fight back! We made AI our bitch - generate our episode artwork! Write our episode description! It's like having a much better, much faster, much more competent intern. Plus, the episode description has left Mark Etting quaking in his boots! Here it is: "Welcome to the Wreckfast Club podcast, where Dave and Mossy get drunk and talk about some seriously f*cked up movies. This week's feature is 'Ex Machina", the mind-bending sci-fi thriller about a reclusive billionaire who creates a lifelike AI robot to test whether or not she has consciousness. Spoiler alert: things get weird and the hosts are more than a little sloshed. Tune in for some serious laughs and some even more serious existential crises".

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#136 - Matilda

Join us on a magical adventure, starring the little girl from every 90s film. You need a little girl in your film? She's the one. In today's film, she plays a precocious little scamp who is less than nurtured by her terrible parents (despite one of the parents being Danny DeVito, who, as we know, is a god damn treasure). When she convinces them to allow her to go to school, she ultimately learns there is only one good adult in the world and so uses her super mind powers to go on an adult murdering spree. That doesn't happen. Instead, she makes some chalk float and, I think, uses psychic persuasion to make a traumatised woman agree to adopt her with no prior warning. It's heartwarming! As today, the Wreckfast Club presents: Matilda

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