The Wreckfast club Podcast

#92 : 1 - Total Recall | Part One

Who's excited for the first Wreckfast Club film of 2022? Well you should be  because it's a goddamn great film! Today, we're telling the story of Arnold Schwarzenegger living out his fantasy as a Martian superspy who has to liberate Mars for the psychic mutants who live there. Is he mad? Is it an implanted memory? Is he actually a Martian superspy? So many questions! Whatever the answer, he definitely does shoot his wife to death so that he can be with his Martian prostitute girlfriend. There's action, there's sci-fi, there's weird gadgets. This film has it all! As this week, the Wreckfast Club presents: Total Recall

 

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#91 - On her majesty’s secret service

It's one of the most divisive Bond films in the franchise but still features all the classic Bond tropes you could hope for. Blofield is back and he's now living in a ski-resort/wellness retreat where he exclusively hypnotises young, attractive women to carry out his bidding - so far, so problematic. Bond has to sleep his way through Blofield harem to get to the man himself but first he has to disguise himself so Blofeld won't recognise him - thankfully a kilt and a MORE British accent should do the job. There's s ski chases, cars drive on sand, there's little-to-no plot throughout and then Bond gets married! Which I can only assume goes well... Get ready to hear the Wreckfast Club (finally!!!) dive in to the crazy world of the international man of mystery as this week, we present, James Bond: On her majesty's secret service

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Commission Impossible: Christmas Films | Bonus Episode

It's a few days after Christmas

And on the bonus episode front

This one's running late

Because Dave's a lazy c**t

But we've made our own Christmas films

And we're sure you'll agree

They're the best Christmas films

You'll never get to see

So come now dear listener

Without further delay,

Pop in your headphones

And pretend we put this out on Christmas day

#90 - Deck the Halls

It's a film that Broderick described as his low point even though it came AFTER Inspector Gadget and that only has a score of 6% on Rotten Tomatoes, making it the third worst reviewed Christmas film. Based on the flimsy premise that a guy wants his house to be visible from space (something satellites could already do), what follows is a series of wildly escalating set pieces that have no consequences or bearing on the 'plot'. Broderick shouts 'who's your daddy?' at his own, underage daughter. Devito sells his wife's priceless heirloom to buy more Christmas lights. Broderick buys missiles and fires them directly at Devito's house. There's also some very questionable language and 'plot' points for 2006, a speed skating scene that supposedly Broderick had to train for months for AND a weird fixation on boners. God bless them, every one. Prepare yourselves for one of the weirdest, most mean spirited Christmas films you'll ever hear, where it's impossible to decide who to root for because everyone's an asshole, as this Christmas, the Wreckfast Club presents: Deck the Halls

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#89 - The Muppet Christmas Carol

Get ready to meet the ghosts of a creepy, floating victorian girl, Robbie Coltrane and actual Death as they try to teach Michael Caine the error of his scrooge-like ways. We're about to learn the real meaning of Christmas from Charles Dickens himself, who looks exactly like Gonzo from the muppets. Play along with our pig or frog game, hear which part of this film made Mossy cry and sing along to all the classic songs, lovingly recreated by your hosts as this week, the Wreckfast Club presents: The Muppet Christmas Carol

 

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Push it in, Pull it out

Mossy's entry for 80's songs

Stretching Our Souls

Dave's entry for 80s song

80s Songs | Bonus Episode

The Wreckfast Club attempt to write their own motivational, mid-film 80s song. The hero is at their lowest point, the odds seem stacked against them. They just need a rousing chorus to pick then up and put them back in the fight! But which song is better? 'Push it in, pull it out' or, 'Stretching our souls'. Full length episodes drop every Thursday!

Commission Impossible: Wizarding sweets and treats | Bonus Episode

The Wreckfast Club crew pitch their ideas for sweets and treats in the wizarding world of Harry Potter. Full length episodes drop every Thursday

#88 - Elf (2003)

Get ready to put on your tightest pair of elf leggings and eat candy covered spaghetti until you're sick as we drunkenly dive feet first into this Christmas comedy classic. From the man who plays Happy in Iron Man and the man who plays Will Ferrell in every Will Ferrell movie, comes a festive tale of Christmas spirit, discovering your place in the world, creeping on women in toilets and being inexplicably chased by nazgul in the films finale. It's got laughs, it's got music, it's got snowball fights, it's got a lot of Will Ferrell's crotch as this week, the Wreckfast Club presents: Elf!

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